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  • PallasAthene September 2011
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  • falseswamijifalseswamiji September 2011
    Posts: 255
    nice..
  • falseswamijifalseswamiji September 2011
    Posts: 255


    Hey, you’ve been used
    Write a song, Ill sing along
    Are you calm? settle down
    Soon you will know that you are sane
    You’re on top of the world again

    Are you cool, and you know
    You’re a star and you’ll go far
    Think of me as a friend
    Not just a boy who’s playing guitar
    You’re on top of the world again
  • truthseeker September 2011
    Posts: 541
    @Tony: how are you? Scraps of the crashed satellite have reportedly fallen in Canada. The forces from above launched their first attack on you, but I'm not worrying too much. They are not very precise as we had already seen in the case of Roman. But could it be coincidence that the other pieces came so close to Jadan? :-)

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/8786121/Nasa-searches-for-scraps-of-crashed-satellite-in-Canada-and-Indian-Ocean.html
  • NoviSadCalling September 2011
    Posts: 175
    Reply to @truthseeker:
    "But could it be coincidence that the other pieces came so close to Jadan? :-)"

    Prayer went wrong ;)
  • Tony October 2011
    Posts: 172
    Reply to @NoviSadCalling: Thanks, I finally dug myself out from under all the satellite rubble ;-) Some of the chunks of metal have asuric hieroglyphs on them...
  • PallasAthene September 2011
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  • pavitra September 2011
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  • PallasAthene September 2011
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  • PallasAthene October 2011
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  • mangotree October 2011
    Posts: 118
    some amazing australian wildlife for you all


  • cultrecovery October 2011
    Posts: 23
    Reply to @mangotree: that is amazing! i can't believe it knows how to do the camera and the chainsaw. Sad really that it must have heard them so much. Thanks for posting.
  • truthseeker October 2011
    Posts: 541
    All the things males do to get a female :-)

    This parody on the David Atttenborough video is very funny too.
    But beware, you may have to laugh so much that it hurts. I did :-)



  • falseswamijifalseswamiji October 2011
    Posts: 255
    haha great
  • batawebatawe October 2011
    Posts: 409
    Walking God: I am the real master, you know that, right?

    Follower: Yes Master, I know...

    Walking God: I am the real master, you know that, right?

    Follower: Yes Master, I know...

    Walking God: How do you know that?

    Follower: You told me so.

    Walking God: Do you believe me?

    Follower: Yes Master, I do believe you.

    Walking God: Why?

    Follower: You are my Master.

    Walking God: Is that all?

    Follower: Yes Master, I know you are the Master and that is all that I need to know.

    Walking God: Why do you need me?

    Follower: To show me the Truth.

    Walking God: What if I can not show you the Truth?

    Follower: Yes Master, I know you play games with me, I know you will show me the Truth.

    Walking God: What if the Truth doesn't need neither master nor the follower?

    Follower: Yes Master, I know, that you know that I know that you know that that isn't possible.

    Walking God: I am the real master, you know that, right?

    Follower: Yes Master, I know, why do you ask again?

    Walking God: I am the real master, you know that, right?

    Follower: Yes Master, you asked me already. I know you are the true Master.

    Walking God: I am the real master, you know that, right?

    Follower: Yes Master, but may I ask why do you ask me the same question? How can I solve this riddle O Master?

    Walking God: I am the real master, you know that, right?

    Follower: Yes Master, but I am trying to understand what do you want to convey to me.

    Walking God: I am the real master, you know that, right?

    Follower: Yes Master, but what is happening, I can not stand it anymore, please O Master, help me!

    Walking God: I am the real master, you know that, right?

    Follower: Master, what is wrong?

    Walking God: I am the real master, you know that, right?

    Follower: Master!!!!! Do you hear me?

    Walking God: I am the real master, you know that, right?

    Follower: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Walking God: What, you silly dork? You woke me up, you unfaithful and stupid one! Go and clean the toilet, and bring me a cup of water, now!

    Follower: Yes Master!

    Walking God: I am the real master, you know that, right?

    Follower: (went to fetch the water)

    Walking God: I am the real master, you know that, right?

    Follower: (long time absent)

    Walking God: I am the real master, you know that, right?
    Walking God: I am the real master, you know that, right?
    Walking God: I am the real master, you know that, right?
    Walking God: I am the real master, you know that, right?
    Walking God: I am the real master, you know that, right?
    Walking God: I am the real master, you know that, right?
    Walking God: I am the real master, you know that, right?
    Walking God: I am the real master, you know that, right?
    Walking God: I am the real master, you know that, right?
    Walking God: I am the real master, you know that, right?
    Walking God: I am the real master, you know that, right?

    (and thus "Walking God" repeated his mantra and waited for the next, passing disciple to come...)
  • PallasAthene October 2011
    Posts: 246
  • truthseeker October 2011
    Posts: 541
    For Thor, the canary with "higher knowledge":



    "Now if I tell you that you suffer from delusions
    You pay your analyst to reach the same conclusions
    You live your life like a canary in a coalmine
    You get so dizzy even walking in a straight line"
  • PallasAthene October 2011
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  • pavitra October 2011
    Posts: 270
    Look at this articleI found in the DailyMail! I think that this may be a good present for our swampi instead of the usual prashad:

    Viagra? Try the 'little orange pill' instead


    Orange pill: works faster than Viagra for some men

    Men who find Viagra isn't all its cracked up to be have been offered hope by a new anti-impotence drug.

    Levitra works in two-thirds of those who can't find satisfaction with Viagra, say researchers. It also works four times faster in some men - taking effect after just 15 minutes.

    Experts say the 'little orange pill' is now the fastest growing treatment for erectile dysfunction. Ian Russell, a specialist nurse who runs a clinic at the Dumfries and Galloway Royal Infirmary, said: 'Many patients used to think Viagra worked for everyone but there are many men for whom it doesn't, or works less well.

    'As many as 47 per cent of men who have tried Viagra stop taking it, the main reasons being a lack of effectiveness and unwanted side- effects. It is great to have a new treatment option in Levitra, which is showing very good results.'

    In an international study involving 463 men, all of whom had made at least six unsuccessful attempts to have sex using Viagra, Levitra worked for 62 per cent.

    The data will be presented today at the Sexual Medicine Society of North America Congress in Denver. Levitra, which was launched in April this year, belongs to the same class of drugs as Viagra, which is why many doctors thought there was no reason to try it as an alternative.

    Distributed by the drug makers GSK and Bayer, Levitra is available on the NHS for certain groups of patients with impotence while a private prescription can be given by a GP.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-199216/Viagra-Try-little-orange-pill-instead.html#ixzz1bG4ULAyx
  • falseswamijifalseswamiji October 2011
    Posts: 255
    secrets of levitation are hidden in an orange pill!
  • truthseeker October 2011
    Posts: 541
    Another annoying orange

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